The group calls themselves D.G.O.O. – Dudes Got Orange On. Their headquarters is Kevin’s mom’s basement in Springsummer,Iowa. Their uniform is matching orange hoodies from Walmart clearance. Their budget is $47 and a coupon for free breadsticks.<\/p>\n
Agent Jayden (The Believer) – Convinced everything is aliens.
\nAgent Kelsey (The Skeptic) – Actually good at computers, stuck with idiots.
\nAgent Mikey (The Tech Guy) – Built their paranormal scanner out of a toaster, a baby monitor, and foil.
\nAgent Tasha (The Muscle) – Her weapon is Mom’s spatula.<\/p>\n
They’ve been investigating “paranormal activities” for months, which so far has just been Kevin’s dad sleepwalking and a raccoon in the trash.<\/p>\n
Then they catch it on their busted Polaroid – a real, pulsing, glowing orange orb hovering over the cul-de-sac. It’s not a streetlight. It’s not a drone. And it just scanned the neighbor’s shed and turned all his garden gnomes upside down.<\/p>\n
Now the real Men In Black show up in their sleek black suits and tell the Dudes to STOP investigating. Which of course makes the Dudes 100% sure this is the biggest cover-up ever.<\/p>\n
Their mission: Sneak out past curfew, use Mom’s minivan, and get to the orb before the Men In Black neuralyze the whole neighborhood – including their moms who just want them to finally take the trash out.<\/p>\n
No training. No plan. Just orange.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":161,"template":"","video_category":[13],"class_list":["post-160","video","type-video","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","video_category-coming-soon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/video\/160","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/video"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/video"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/161"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=160"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"video_category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fvideo_category&post=160"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}