{"id":28,"date":"2026-10-01T15:25:46","date_gmt":"2026-10-01T15:25:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/?page_id=28"},"modified":"2026-10-01T15:25:46","modified_gmt":"2026-10-01T15:25:46","slug":"mashflix","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/","title":{"rendered":"MashFlix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"512\" height=\"512\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-image-30\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970.jpg\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970.jpg 512w, https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970-150x150-1.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970-250x250.jpg 250w, https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970-500x500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14970-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\"><\/span><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center has-large-font-size wp-block-paragraph\">Mash It Up<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div style=\"height:100px\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-spacer\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"720\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1280 \/ 720;\" width=\"1280\" controls src=\"https:\/\/mashflix.online\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/10\/14492.mp4\"><\/video><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Coming Soon<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">GOATBUSTER 1:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE &#8220;HEROES&#8221; &#8211; The Goatbusters<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Dale &#8220;Duct Tape&#8221; Marley<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The self-appointed leader. Ex-hardware store manager. Wears a homemade utility vest covered in carabiners, flashlights, and a modified leaf blower he swears is &#8220;goat-grade.&#8221; Big talk, zero plan. Started the group after a goat ate his truck&#8217;s bumper.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Rosa &#8220;Netty&#8221; Alvarez<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The only one with actual animal experience \u2014 former 4-H champion. Practical, sarcastic, carries a giant butterfly net and cattle prod. She&#8217;s the brains, constantly cleaning up Dale&#8217;s messes. Joined because no one else would take the goats seriously.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Kevin &#8220;Padre&#8221; Kowalski<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Conspiracy-theory podcast host. Convinced the goats are possessed by an ancient pasture spirit. Wears tinfoil under his cap &#8220;just in case.&#8221; Brings EMF readers, holy water, and goat treats. Comic relief, but weirdly right half the time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. June &#8220;Junior&#8221; Park.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Teenage daredevil and TikTok prankster. Only joined for views, stays because she&#8217;s actually fearless. Fastest runner, best bait. Films everything on a cracked phone taped to her chest.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">THE EVIL GOATS<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">1. Brimstone<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The alpha. Massive black goat with curved horns and glowing green eyes. Doesn&#8217;t bleat \u2014 growls. Leads the herd&#8217;s attacks. First to turn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">2. Chompers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">White and brown spotted menace. Will eat anything: fences, tires, mailboxes, ghost traps. Leaves a trail of slime and destruction.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">3. Judas<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The quiet one. Lures the heroes in by acting normal, then headbutts them into trash cans. Cunning and fast.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">4. Lil&#8217; Panic<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Smallest goat, most chaotic. High-pitched shriek, climbs walls, gets into attics and squad cars. 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