


Room 3 is perfect. Fairy lights, welcome basket, handwritten note, 4.9 stars. What the listing doesn’t mention is Mildred. Mildred isn’t mean. She’s not trying to kill you. She’s just extremely hospitable. Every guest who falls asleep in her bed gets the full VIP experience: floating into your subconscious in her CLEAN • COZY • GHOSTLY apron and twisting balloon dogs, butterflies, swords, and giraffes that glow, float, and squeak loudly all night long.
